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Ophir Nemtzov  

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Nationality Quiz and update

Journal Entry: Sat Feb 10, 2007, 9:54 AM
  • Mood: Pestered
  • Listening to: Red Hot Chilli Peppers
  • Playing: Castlevania - Circle of the Moon
  • Eating: Army food :puke:
I know i havn't done much with this site in almost a year, but i'm starting to be a bit more active now :)
my next journel will be an upsate on what's been going on with me for the past 10 months since i enlisted.
but for now:

NATIONALITY QUIZ!!

stolen from :icon~Neotomi~: who stole it from someone else.

British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (we call chav's "Arsim" here)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1

Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[xx] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4 (3... but i swear alot!)

Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4

Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (I can tell u to shut up and call your mother a Puta)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[xx] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4 (3 again.. I swear really fast :-) )

Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 0 (wierd thing is I am russien)

Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3

African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3

Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.(I live in Israel, that's Asia. naturally my family will be asian)
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1

German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.(everyone here knows what a schnitzel is)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (my family name means German in Russien)
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 5

Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2

American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1

Devious Information

  • Current Age: 21
  • Current Residence: Mercaz Shapira, Israel
  • Interests: Video games, music, Taptim my g/f
  • Favourite movie: Spaceballs
  • Favourite band or musician: Metalica, Foo Fighters, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Queen...
  • Favourite genre of music: Rock & Metal
  • Favourite artist: John Avon, bleedman, diablo2003
  • Favourite poet or writer: Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Isaac Asimov, Steven King
  • Favourite photographer: Do i have to fill all of these in?
  • Favourite style or digital art: Bryan's :-)
  • Operating System: Computer, duh
  • MP3 player of choice: iRiver H10 6GB, Gray => sexyness incarnate
  • Shell of choice: yummy, M&M shells
  • Wallpaper of choice: My house is painted
  • Skin of choice: the new one every time i shed. hisssssssss...
  • Favourite game: City of Heroes/Villains
  • Favourite gaming platform: Wii
  • Favourite cartoon character: Billy & Mandy
  • Personal Quote: Testecalicious!
  • Tools of the Trade: Pencils and boredom to motivate me

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Devious Comments

~diveInto:icondiveInto: 3 days 5 hours ago Mood: Eye Candy
what what what
are you doing here?
pleasant surprise, indeed.
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Apr 17, 2008, 1:13:51 PM
thanks for the :+fav:'s =)

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
~O-fear:iconO-fear: Mar 26, 2008, 11:23:37 AM
I love you too sweety :blowkiss:

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There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save!"
~O-fear:iconO-fear: Mar 26, 2008, 11:21:34 AM
:cuddle: :kiss:

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There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save!"
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Mar 20, 2008, 2:56:04 AM
:glomp: :thanks:

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Jan 13, 2008, 3:55:07 PM
I :heart: you and miss you :lonely:
thanks so much for the fav's! :cuddle:

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Dec 9, 2007, 2:42:17 PM
:heart:

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Nov 24, 2007, 3:18:46 PM
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Nov 22, 2007, 1:14:24 PM
hallo lovely creature, thanks for the fav's ;)

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
*Tadadada:iconTadadada: Nov 8, 2007, 1:52:39 AM
thank you.. :glomp: :hug: :cuddle: :heart: :w00t:

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דובדבנים זה כול הסיפור
Awesomeness!
*Tadadada:iconTadadada: Nov 7, 2007, 1:54:34 PM
Send This To All Ur Friends,
And Me If I Am 1.
If U Get 7 Back U R Loved

1-3 u r a bad friend
4-6 u r a ok friend
7-9 u r a good friend
10-& ^ u r a great friend

Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !
I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop......
but I can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....
call me.
I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call......
and there is no answer.....
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.

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דובדבנים זה כול הסיפור
Awesomeness!
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Oct 21, 2007, 3:17:16 AM
:blowkiss:

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Sep 29, 2007, 1:54:07 PM
:heart: :blowkiss: :hug: :glomp: :kiss:
I Love You :aww:

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Aug 4, 2007, 3:19:49 PM
thx u dear =)

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Aug 2, 2007, 4:06:11 PM
I'm not surprised by your fav..haha

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
~shyuewa:iconshyuewa: Jul 29, 2007, 8:11:29 AM
hello random deviant :D

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.:Wandering Artist:.

8B am I?nope,just some retard xD
=Sweet-Red-Cherry:iconSweet-Red-Cherry: Jul 29, 2007, 6:41:37 AM Mood: Flirty
I love u to ^_^
<333

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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday =D

:camera: My protfolio :camera:
:damphyr:Awesomeness!:damphyr:
~Botskiz:iconBotskiz: Jul 29, 2007, 6:33:38 AM
Thanks for the favourite. I appreciate it :)
~bloknayrb:iconbloknayrb: Jun 27, 2007, 9:22:08 PM
Dude, whats been going on? We never ended up hanging out this whole year? Though I guess that's my fault... anyway, how's army life been treating you?

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~samurai-ashes:iconsamurai-ashes: Feb 8, 2007, 11:36:57 PM
I want you to know that my dA icon and your dA icon should be best friends. *nod*

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~itFaraday:iconitFaraday: Oct 12, 2006, 7:29:40 AM
hi random deviant!!!! your ID i sooo funny!!! :rofl:

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100 themes challenge: [link]
~rla1:iconrla1: Apr 25, 2006, 7:47:35 PM
i love you and miss you!!!!!! call me if u have time. call anytime u wnat

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whats the fun of life if you dont make a fool of yourself?
*wycked:iconwycked: Mar 29, 2006, 11:15:11 PM
thanks so much for the fav :hug:
~rla1:iconrla1: Oct 23, 2005, 12:19:47 PM
lol... i luv u 2

-rach

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whats the fun of life if you dont make a fool of yourself?
~O-fear:iconO-fear: Oct 23, 2005, 12:12:55 PM
stop wit teh pr0n!!!

just go fuck a cucumber or somthing u horny little girl.

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Sleep is overrated