I know i havn't done much with this site in almost a year, but i'm starting to be a bit more active now

my next journel will be an upsate on what's been going on with me for the past 10 months since i enlisted.
but for now:
NATIONALITY QUIZ!!
stolen from :icon~Neotomi~: who stole it from someone else.
British
[ ] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win X Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger"or the phrase "bloody hell."
[ ] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[ ] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[x] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (we call chav's "Arsim" here)
[ ] Its football...not soccer.
Total: 1
Australian
[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flipflops thongs not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard barbie.
[x] You know a barbie is not a doll.
[ ] You love the beach.
[xx] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an australian something
Total: 4 (3... but i swear alot!)
Italian
[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some italian.
[x] You are under 5'10''
[ ] You know what a italian horn is
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk with your hands.
Total: 4
Spanish
[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak spanish or some. (I can tell u to shut up and call your mother a Puta)
[ ] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[xx] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.
Total: 4 (3 again.. I swear really fast

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Russian
[ ] You say villian as: Vee-lon.
[ ] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[ ] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[ ] You can easily make do with the cold weather.
Total: 0 (wierd thing is I am russien)
Irish
[x] You think beer is the best.
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murph, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y.
[ ] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the color green.
[ ] You have been to a st. pattys day party.
[x] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have blonde hair.
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get togethers always include drinking and singing.
Total: 3
African American
[x] You say nigga/nukka casually
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[ ] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[ ] You can 'sing' gospel.
Total: 3
Asian
[ ] You have slanty/small eyes.
[ ] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[x] You have family from asia.(I live in Israel, that's Asia. naturally my family will be asian)
[ ] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.
Total: 1
German
[ ] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You Speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.(everyone here knows what a schnitzel is)
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you a Nazi. (my family name means German in Russien)
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2
Total: 5
Canadian
[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[x] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some french.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched degrassi.
Total: 2
American
[ ] You hate foriegners.
[ ] You hate non - Christians.
[x] You're lazy.
[ ] You are not cultured.
[ ] You hate abortion.
[ ] But love the death penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at walmart.
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased.
Total: 1
Devious Comments
are you doing here?
pleasant surprise, indeed.
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save!"
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There once was a man called Dave
Who kept a dead whore in a cave
He said "I admit
I am a bit of a shit
But think of the money I save!"
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
thanks so much for the fav's!
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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YOU'VE BEEN HUGGED!
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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דובדבנים זה כול הסיפור
Awesomeness!
And Me If I Am 1.
If U Get 7 Back U R Loved
1-3 u r a bad friend
4-6 u r a ok friend
7-9 u r a good friend
10-& ^ u r a great friend
Dear Friend,
When u feel like crying....call me. ! . ! . !
I dont promise that I will make u laugh,
but I can cry with u. If one day u want to
run away dont be afraid to call me.
I dont promise to ask u to stop......
but I can run with u.
If one day u dont want to listen to anyone.....
call me.
I promise to be there for u
but also promise to remain quiet.
But one day if u call......
and there is no answer.....
come fast to see me.
Perhaps I need you.
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דובדבנים זה כול הסיפור
Awesomeness!
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
I Love You
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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Remember, remember the 5 Of November
'cuse that's my bday
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.:Wandering Artist:.
8B am I?nope,just some retard xD
<333
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'cuse that's my bday
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Did you ever wonder why people put links to their gallery in their signatures when they know people can just click on their avatar or username?
Online RISK! [link]
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[aiming to be more than a literary npc]
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100 themes challenge: [link]
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whats the fun of life if you dont make a fool of yourself?
-rach
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whats the fun of life if you dont make a fool of yourself?
just go fuck a cucumber or somthing u horny little girl.
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Sleep is overrated
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